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Sunday, 27 June 2010
by GLACIAL
I haven't got much to say apart from my holiday back to Portugal was bliss obviously......
My favourite part was getting to eat LAYS (how awfully lame is that! my 'favourite part was fuckin crisps?? IGNORE THAT.oh help)... I still don't know the flavouring, GUESS paprika??
but anyway. ADDICTION. I came away knowing that Nata means cream and stacking it face first like an ironing board on your fake birthday makes a girl like I - SNAP, CRACKLE, POP AND FREAK out a thousand emotions a second.
Luckily for my good friend Mr.Portobello... the aftermath to this unexplainable night out resulted in him listening to me make my self throw up with my toothbrush (after I heard him have a large hang over poo - Otherwise known as a hipH.O.P. ALL IS FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR kids)
Indeed he THINKS I was chucking my whole inner system up in the B day. D day? Bum wash thing?? - but I was in fact just unzipping my reptilian form layer of chocolate coated brown skin off cos I had an itch. Oh well. One fine daisy picking day my boy will figure.... what a geeeeeeeeee man. (btw - below is; THE PORTOBELLO MUSHABOOM, he doesn't usually pull off this look so well, but the teefed shades worked so well I just had to smack this up)

I ALSO SAW A UFO. BUT NO BODY BELIEVES ME SO I CANNOT EXPLAIN MY EXPERIENCE JUST YET... JUST HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE STOPS LAUGHING AT ME